TURTLE-MAN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Epilepsy fever: Remix]

sweeet!!

nice movie.was the song by SOAD?

Coffee-lock responds:

Yes, the song's called Chic N' Stu.

[bonjour]

MY EYES!!!!

i dont like seeing ugly little animated dicks!!!i gave violence a 10 cuz this can be used in phsycological warfare.hey wait a minnit...
IM FRENCH!!

[scampi]

wow

i dont think ive ever laughed more in less than 30 seconds.

[kenya]

oohohohoho....

hahahahahaha.....
very funny.i like it!do you do your own music?

[Cubicle Slave: Part One]

wow.talk about fucking amazing!

you are the best flash artist ive ever seen.the graphics were amazing,the style was very fresh and the music went perfectly.
i gave the violence a 10 cuz youre showing how modern day buisnesses may not make it look like you HAVE to work, but you do.theyve got you in a financial headlock.if you dont work you starve.you really made a point.if you dont get on the front page, this is a fuckin retard site.no jokes.

Umsutfeersme responds:

Best Flash artist ever? What about Adam? Or Rubberninja? I doubt I'm the best, but I appreciate it ;). And while I think front page would be nice, I highly doubt this'll make it. However, thanks so much! I'm glad everyone keeps making such nice comments...

[Magical Trevor]

i hate you for making this.

because of you my eyes hurt.i watched this for about an hour.no jokes.i....i kept on trying to click the close button but....but...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG!!!
i just couldnt do it!this movie is like crack!they should make a magical trevor rehab.I WANNA DISSAPEAR THE COW,MOMMY!!!

[badger ver.1]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.....wow.

you're my best friend!me and my friend wathed this for like 6 hours non stop and you KOed my buudy cuz he was laffing so hard!
NICE!bagderbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
badgerbadgeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
....(falls on ground twitching)(gets up)SSSSSSSSNNNNNNAAAAAAAAKKKEEE.

[FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix]

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.......

i like the preloader.

[FF7: About Random Battles]

But yuffie and cait sith are the best!!!

oohohohoho...i love this movie.the minigame is too hard though.but the bonus clips are really funny too cuz they could all really happen if the ff poeple were TWISTED!!!!!
oh and by the way,yuffie and cait sith are the best characters in the game!

[LESBIAN SEX PAL SIM DATE]

wait a second...

that wasnt porn!!lol!!!i laugh at all you hentai freaks who give this bad reviews just because it doesnt give you somethin to beat off to.you have to look at it from a different point. its F U N N Y to watch nerds get angry due to lack of porn.they all need ugly nerd girlfriends very very badly,so they can paste their haed onto a porno pic and beat off to that cause not even nerd girls will sex them.heheheh...

Duckshirt responds:

they really are faggots... i change the name of the flash and the views double